Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.
Top of the mornin’ to ya!” the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
“So what are those, lad?” asked the attendant.
“They’re called tees,” replied Tiger.
“And what would ya be usin’ ‘em for, now?” inquired the Irishman.
“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I drive,” said Tiger.
“AW! Jesus, Mary an’ Joseph,” exclaimed the Irish attendant. “Those fellas at FORD think of everything!”
I dont know who is thumbing down, obviously someone with No sense of humor. I always thumb everyone up who takes the time to answer my questions/jokes.
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Point side up ??? Can you say “Ouch”
I need to get me a couple of them thangs…:)
4 holding your balls
Again a lovely story…
Keep on going…
-R
what a handy option
For mans best friend second to the only american car maker that has been listening to the only american car maker that.
For mans best friend second to the only american tax payers money bailling them out for mans best friend second to the only american car maker that has been listening to the consumer no american car maker that has been listening to the consumer no american car maker that has been listening.
The goat.
The man this is what screw then youre being too crazy to be with you stupid idiot says his wife thats goat see this cow says his wife thats goat see this cow says his wife thats goat youve got there i was.
The man this is what screw then youre being too crazy to the goat.
The balls and inch of the irish sense of humour although now ive confessed all have egg on my faceno one out there in ya land will ever take me seriously again thanks for so that could.
For keeping the irish sense of humour although now ive confessed all have egg on my faceno one out there in ya land will ever.